Black and White Tumblr Themes

marfmellow:

coming to the conclusion that almost every cis dude I meet online has only few intentions

  • to get his dick wet
  • to get his dick wet
  • to get his dick, wet.
15 things that make me happy

I was tagged by flymetothemoonbabe and I tag literally anyone who is also bored enough to do this.

1.) music
2.) learning new things
3.) my brothers and sisters
4.) weed
5.) delicious food
6.) peppermint soap
7.) new handbags
8.) YouTube
9.) Hulu plus
10.) the fact that my Mom pays my Netflix every month
11.) men who actually try to get to know me.
12.) makeup
13.) good reception
14.) grinders with non stick coating
15.) bomb ass sex

BONUS:
Five things I hate
1.) Fat/slut shaming
2.) havin to unsubscribe from a youtuber for turning out to be a general fuckhead
3.) people who believe you’re only racist if you use the N-word
4.) cops(except tv cops because Blue Bloods is my show)
5.) people who leave shitty comments toward another person but wanna say “just my opinion” when they get called out on it.

never trust a black man that has no upper lip

pimpcesssss:

yomommaboyfriend:

isseymiyucky:

cindimayweathersson:

exhibit A:

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exhibit B:

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exhibit C:

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He thinks he’s white because he has no upper lip. He’s sadly mistaken.

I spit out my drink

Somebody tell dude to just go bald… It’s over

Bye

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.